Posted on 9th May at 5:54 AM, with 6,003 notes
first i have my mom sign a permission slip then i fuck yo bitch
Posted on 9th May at 5:45 AM, with 36,132 notes
what the fuck do you want
Posted on 9th May at 5:44 AM, with 66,785 notes
mom:
you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me:
excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Posted on 8th May at 9:49 AM, with 93,373 notes
Look at that van go
that comment makes me uncomfortable
Posted on 8th May at 9:49 AM, with 68,185 notes
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
Posted on 8th May at 9:47 AM, with 92,979 notes
In, right, left, right, twerk, and out.
